that moment when ur finished getting a haircut:
I really and honestly don’t want to go to school today, I just wanna stay home and be sick and sleep.
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)
do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot
fuck depression. there’s nothing more insidious than a disorder that tricks lovely people into believing they are worthless.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.